Good Pet/Bad Pet AHWW

[Ashen]

Top ten reasons why Werewolves make Good Pets and then Top ten why Werewolves make Poor Pets




TOP TEN REASONS WHY WEREWOLVES MAKE GOOD PETS.

Needs no pet license, walkies, or litter box.
Sensitive friends unlikely to be allergic to werewolf.
Werewolf can get outside job and pay part of rent.
No special bedding required, unlike vampire.
A good conversation starter at parties.
Weapons carried by typical burglar ineffective.
As long as you have neighbors, no need to worry about feeding.
Easy to fool landlords who have a "no pets" policy.
If landlord not fooled, werewolf can eat landlord.
Never lose annual "Biggest Dog in Town" contest again.

Nabbed from AHWW FAQ.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY WEREWOLVES MAKE POOR PETS.

The mailman is afraid to deliver.
Keeps throwing out your silver jewellery.
The shower drain is ALWAYS clogging with hair.
Uses a whole bottle of conditioner to "de-tangle" after a full moon romp.
Invites the pack over on Friday nights and they drink all your beer.
The 6 month freezer order of meat is always gone in 2 weeks.
Hogs the T.V. to watch nature documentaries.
Howls in his/her sleep.
Always gets blamed when the neighbor's cat disappears.
KEEPS HOGGING THE COMPUTER TO LOG IN TO A.H.W.!!!

Nabbed from AHWW FAQ

[mikhail]

Heh...I really do have to pick clean the shower drain regularly....and damn shedding on sheets.

[Siverwolf]

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Siverwolf.

[twoworlds]

I do clog shower drains with hair.. then I put in an industrial drain strainer.

[mikhail]

That would have made to much sense...

- Hair mysteriously passes through the sheets onto the mattress, regardless of cover.

[mikhail]

Vet and Doctor Bills - Just like all the other bills you will acquire owning a werewolf, the vet and doctor are no different. Not only do you have the bills from the vet for services rendered which is doubled since they have to work at night for obvious reasons, but any bills for damages done to their office for that first (and only) visit. And believe me, there will be alot of damage. Especially after they try taking its temperature for the first time. Bad mistake there. At least it wasn't done on my carpet. You will tend to go through a lot of vets too. The other aspect you have to watch out for is that during the day if health care is needed you have to take your werewolf to a human doctor, once again, for obvious reasons, doubling medical expenses. This can be a conflicting problem. Sometimes medication may need to be prescribed and if this happens those medicines given by the doctor may interact poorly with those given by the veterinarian. Oh, and one other thing, never never never never never ever try to get a werewolf neutered or fixed. Isn't going to happen so don't let it cross your mind. You'll end up being neutered yourself.

Feeding Time - Not really a problem for you since they pretty much hunt on their own. It's a problem for everyone else though, but not for you. Unless you consider it a problem when they bring home their kill and eat it on your nice, new carpet? At least you'll save money on pet food. Money that can be used to eventually get a newer carpet.

[moonbeam]

OMG... don't get me started on the mailman. -_- I never had a problem with the mailman before, but then I spent Thanksgiving with my dad and his two basset hounds. His dogs HATE the mailman, and they had me hating him too after the first day. Like my hackles actually raised when the guy walked up to the door. Now I'm constantly suspicious of my mailman, too...