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Technically this is music, but I am posting for the humor factor. This is a Christian Punk band from the mid 90's who wrote campy songs about B Horror and Sci Fi Movies.

American Werewolf:

i'm a suit and tie guy
by the day and the night
but when the full moon croons
i start to sweat and to swoon
my teeth are getting long
my ears are getting pointed
i'm sprouting all this hair
and my knees feel double jointed
i don't want you to see me spill blood
and i don't want you to see me eat flesh
i am an american werewolf! (4x)

i've got a dark secret
i hope i can keep it
lock me in a cell
'cause i don't want to kill again
capitalistic! cannibalistic!
i can't tell the difference
it's a selfish death wish!
why don't you get away from me
can't you see you're not safe with me?
i am an american werewolf! (4x)

cursed is he who hangs on a tree
Jesus became a curse for you!
american werewolf!
you gotta' eat His flesh
you gotta' drink His blood
He shed His blood to cover you!
american werewolf!

Notice the adding of Jesus at the end, they do that a lot in their songs. I highlighted a part that I really like in the lyrics that I have to very much agree with

Here is the video on glorious VHS format tee hee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6wWvKaqgg

[Lunar Flare]

So this is what it looks like when FH goes down

[Ashen]

I think the angry bear needs cookies... he's blue like cookie monster..